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The History* of Flash:

Some kid sitting in his classroom drawing stick dude fighting to the death suddenly realizes... he could be doing far more with his life... Then he learned FLASH, and his stick dudes SHOT and MASSACRED each other for ALL OTHERS to witness over te' INTERNETS-- his life was COMPLETE !!!!

(Boredom + Imagination = Stick Dudes ;
Boredom + Imagination x 10^Internets = FLASH)

*I'm sure it went something like this!

[Note: The Picture is of an 'Ancient Stick Cave Drawing' (or at least according to Wikipedia).]

EVERYONE GRAB YOUR PITCHFORKS AND YOUR WEED(if that's your thing)! FOR WE DEMAND REGGAE ON NEWGROUNDS!

It's saddens the good hear to think that Reggae is homeless in the Audio Portal, here on NewGrounds. I have set up this post to help spread the word that Reggae is music too! So Spread the word, and lets have a Reggae section set up on NG!

What the hell is this bullshit!

"WARNING:
YOUR CURRENT ACCOUNT (ALONG WITH MANY OTHERS) HAS BEEN DETECTED BY THE FBI, REGARDING CRUCIAL GOVERNMENTAL INFORMATION. TO PREVENT FURTHER JURIDIC PROCEDURES, YOU MUST CO-OPERATE WITH YOUR (LOCAL) GOVERNMENT NOW. TO DO SO:
SEND US A PACK OF CHEETOS, PLEASE.
AND SEND THIS MESSAGE TO AS MANY NEWGROUNDS ACCOUNTS AS POSSIBLE.

THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION"

I literally shit myself at first lolz

I posted cause it said I should put up a post. lol